Vermin Love Supreme has ran for President of the United States in every election since 1992…and, believe it or not, has actually won every. single. time. And yet the deep state keeps changing the timeline and retroactively stealing the election! But Vermin is determined to win back his rightful office and regain access to the government’s time travel technology so that he can travel back in time to of course kill baby Hitler and baby Woodrow Wilson but also so he can finally set fix the timeline and bring us back to the wonderful distopia where he has been our benevolent dictator for the past three decades.
But how does he plan to win against a reality television show host president running for his third term? By becoming the next reality television host president! But Vermin has no need for an apprentice so he’s searching for the next best thing: his next vice presidential running mate.
Do you have what it takes to be the next Vice President of the United States?
That’s right, you, the person reading this stupid shit, could actually run for Vice President alongside Vermin fucking Supreme!
Dragon’s Tale Studios is teaming up with Grizz Media, Pop Damn Video!, and Team Supreme to help Vermin in his quest to find his next running mate with a brand new reality competition show! Contestants will compete remotely, with the last four finalists having the opportunity to compete in person for this historical opportunity! You could be the first political candidate selected via the glory that is reality television!!
The application process for potential running mates is open to literally anyone but this is America so politics is pay to play so in order to apply, you must first buy one of our official t-shirts which you can do via this link. After purchase, be sure to email vices4vermin@riseup.net with proof of purchase and you will be sent further instructions on how to submit your audition, along with other actions you can take to boost your chances of being chosen. Applications will be open for the entire month of October, with the final deadline being Halloween night (10/31/26) at midnight EST, after which all applicants will notified as to whether or not they have been picked as one of our 20 lucky competitors.
Our 20 lucky contestants will be put through the ringer in a series of brutal challenges to test their ability to help run the greatest country on the 9th greatest planet in the galaxy! With challenges based on all your favorite game shows and reality shows – including The Apprentice, American Idol, America’s Got Talent, America’s Next Top Model, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Boulet Bros. Dragula, Heroes of Cosplay, The Dating Game, Candid Camera, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Fear Factor, Fangasm, Big Brother, and more – and an amazing rotating cast of guest judges, you are sure to be entertained episode after episode on our quest to find the next American Vice President.
Wanna help out but don’t feel like taking on such a powerful position as VPOTUS? Help us fund our pilot by buying merch! Even better, email us at vices4vermin@riseup.net for a unique referral code and use that code to help sell our merch and you could win a number of amazing prizes, including access to exclusive merch.
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